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FIRST DOSE
There are always two ways
to look at everything, I
guess. My wife and I were
sitting at a table at my
high school reunion last
October, and I kept staring
at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby
table. My wife noticed me
staring and asked me, "Do
you know her?".

"Yes",
I sighed, "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after
we split up those  
many years ago, and I
hear she hasn't been sober
since." "My God!" says my
wife, "Who would
think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"


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SECOND DOSE
Last night, my friend and I
were sitting in the living
room and
I said to her, "I never want
to live in a vegetative
state, dependent on
some machine and fluids
from a bottle. If that ever
happens, just pull the
plug."


She got up, unplugged the
TV, and threw out my wine



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"Cancer" is actually the name of any disease in which cells
grow out of control. It is not a single disease. There are over
200 known types of cancer.

If a cell grows out of control, it eventually "crowds out" the
vital functions every cell needs to accomplish to keep you
healthy.

Think of the cell as an Office.  There are people who work in
the office doing their jobs. Their jobs range from somewhat
important to vitally important.  When the office is running
smoothly, every body has enough space to do their job well.

Now imagine that, into this smoothly running Office, a high
school band marches in.  It's not that the music isn't good or
appreciated.  It's just that there is not enough room in the
Office to accommodate a marching band.  So, the Boss asks
the Band to please leave.

But, to every one's astonishment, the Band won't leave.  The
Band plays on, as it were.

The Boss is helpless to throw the Band out, so they try to
work around the Marching Band.  The secretaries try to type
and collate but the Trumpeters get in the way.  The
accountants try to count but the drummers have taken all
the pens and are using them as drum sticks.  It's a mess.

What makes it even worse is that the Band not only keeps
playing. But it keeps growing. Every day or so, another
hundred members are added to the Band, hopelessly
crowding this small Office.

The normal functioning of the Office is destroyed.  
Eventually, the Office just shuts down in futility.


This is what happens when cancer invades your body. It
crowds out the normal smooth coordinated functions of the
human body.  Organs stop getting the nutrients they need
because the cells that should have been performing that
function have been crowded out by cancer cells.

So, eventually, the affected organs shut down and stop
working.

This is what leads to death if a vital organ is affected such as
the lungs, liver or brain.

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