
| THE BEST MEDICINEf- LAUGH! FIRST DOSE There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife noticed me staring and asked me, "Do you know her?". "Yes", I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" Got a Joke? E-mail it to us: frontpage@collectivewizdom .com |
| THE BEST MEDICINE- LAUGH! SECOND DOSE Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine |




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Sample Breakfast 1 slice of rye bread 1 egg 1 cup of black coffee Total calories: 98 Total Carbohydrates: 5.8 grams Total Fat: 1.1 grams Rye Bread: 1 regular slice weighing 38 grams contains ( 12 to 15.5 grams carbohydrates), 1.1 gram fat, 68 to 70 calories Egg: 20 calories, 0.3 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams fat Coffee: 0 calories, 3.1 gram,s carbohydrates,0 fat |
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